One Day I’ll Learn My Lesson Shirt, Keep My Mouth Shut Not Today Though Tee, Funny Sarcastic Graphic T Shirt, Retro Checkered Unisex Top

For the girl who tries to behave…but absolutely doesn’t.
This “one day I’ll learn my lesson and keep my mouth shut, not today though” shirt is a funny, sarcastic graphic tee with retro checkered details, stars, and a cute bow accent for the perfect mix of attitude and aesthetic.
It’s a comfy unisex t shirt that pairs perfectly with leggings, denim shorts, or your favorite lounge set when you want to be cozy but still speak your mind.
✨ Item Details
Design text: “one day I’ll learn my lesson and keep my mouth shut, not today though”
Style: sarcastic, funny quote, retro checkered, feminine graphic
Fit: unisex adult t-shirt (great for all genders)
Fabric: soft cotton or cotton-blend (varies by color/brand – see options)
Print: professionally dtf printed for bright, long-lasting color
Placement: large full-front graphic
Main tee color shown: neutral/cream (other colors may be available in the dropdown)
📏 Sizing
True-to-size unisex fit
Order your normal t-shirt size for a classic fit
Size up 1–2 sizes for an oversized/boyfriend look like the photos
Please refer to the size chart before purchasing, as each shirt is made to order and cannot be exchanged for size issues.
🧼 Care Instructions
To keep your funny sarcastic tee looking great:
Turn inside out before washing
Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
Use mild detergent; avoid bleach and fabric softener
Tumble dry low or hang to dry
Do not iron directly on the design
🎁 Great For
Outspoken besties and chronic oversharers
Funny everyday outfits
Casual workdays, coffee runs, errands, girls’ trips
Gifts for friends, sisters, and coworkers who “can’t keep their mouth shut”
🚚 Processing & Shipping
Each item is made to order just for you
Processing time 1-7 business days
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