Funny Adult Christmas Sweatshirt • Naughty Santa Vintage Graphic • Sublimation Crewneck or Tee Nothing for You gag gift

Naughty Santa = instant laugh. This funny adult Christmas sweatshirt or T-shirt features a vintage Santa and the phrase “Nothing for you, w***e.” Printed with sublimation for a soft, vintage look—no cracking or peeling.
Choose Your Style
Crewneck sweatshirt – cozy poly-blend, unisex fit
T-shirt – soft unisex tee (poly-rich or heather for best results)
Sublimation Details (read before ordering)
Dye is infused into the fibers (no vinyl).
Works best on white/ash/light heathers with a high polyester content.
No white ink is used; any “white” areas show the garment color.
Expect a vintage, slightly faded look—this is normal and part of the style.

Notes & Policies
Mature content. Listing is intended for adult humor.
Colors can vary by screen/garment dye lot.
Because this is made-to-order apparel, exchanges/returns are limited to defects or incorrect items—please message me with any issue and I’ll make it right

Care
Wash cold, inside-out. Tumble low or hang dry. Do not iron directly on print.
Processing & shipping
Made to order in the USA • Ships in 1-7 biz days • Free U.S. shipping on $35+
Sizing
Tees & crewnecks S–4XL (see size chart image)
Gift-ready
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SHIPPING INFO:
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▪️ All items ship USPS first class with tracking. You can upgrade to priority 3 day mail during checkout. This does NOT rush your order nor guarantee delivery dates.
▪️ All delivery dates are estimates only, we do not guarantee delivery dates. Delays can happen with the holidays.

Everything is made to order. If you have any questions please feel free to contact me. I am here to help with any and all questions. Please see our shop policy for additional info.