Description
If you’re trying to keep it cute while the world stays… chaotic 😅✨
This tee features an adorable kawaii French toast with sparkly color splashes and the phrase:
“In a world full of twat waffles, be French toast.”
It’s the perfect mix of sweet + sassy, made for people who love snarky humor, food puns, and being the main character at brunch.
Every shirt is handmade by me with care in my small shop (Whiskey Witch Boutique). Comfy, bold, and guaranteed to get laughs (and compliments).
Why you’ll love it
Handmade, small-business made 🖤
Cute design + hilarious quote = instant conversation starter
Perfect for brunch dates, coffee runs, cozy errands, or lounge days
Great gift for besties, coworkers, sisters, and anyone with spicy humor
Fit + Sizing
Unisex fit (relaxed).
Size up for oversized.
Processing & Shipping
🖤 Ships in 1–7 business days (made to order).
