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Featuring playful bubble text, retro checkerboard accents, and a vibrant pink star design — it’s bold, comfy, and unapologetically extra.\u003cbr\u003e\n✨ Details:\u003cbr\u003e\nProfessionally printed DTF transfer – soft feel and vibrant color\u003cbr\u003e\nCozy cotton\/poly blend fleece sweatshirt\u003cbr\u003e\nUnisex sizing – true to size; size up for a relaxed oversized look\u003cbr\u003e\nDesigned \u0026amp; handmade by Whiskey Witch Boutique\u003cbr\u003e\nSizes S-4XL available\u003cbr\u003e\nPictured on Gildan Heavy Blend in black\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💋 Perfect For:\u003cbr\u003e\nFunny gift for besties, sisters, or co-workers\u003cbr\u003e\nWomen with sass and sarcasm\u003cbr\u003e\nComfy fall + winter loungewear\u003cbr\u003e\nTikTok \u0026amp; Instagram content queens\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTSHIRT \u0026amp; SWEATSHIRT INFO:\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ All sweatshirts are unisex fit. Please refer to the size chart provided in the listing photos for more details.\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Unisex, Cotton\/Poly Blend Tees are cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Size up 1-2 sizes for an oversized look\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDESIGN INFO:\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Design is a dtf process and is applied to each shirt with a commercially grade press. Dtf will get softer with washing. There might be a slight difference between real and perceived colors of an item due to the nature of an item or resolution of a screen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS:\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Wash inside out in cold water\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Hang dry or dry on low heat, hang dry is preferred\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ NO dry cleaning\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Iron inside out on low heat if needed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSHIPPING INFO:\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ Current processing times can be found in our shop announcement and in the shipping section of each listing. Please be sure to read this along with my policies. By purchasing this listing you are agreeing to my shipping time and shop policies.\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ All items ship USPS first class with tracking. You can upgrade to priority 3 day mail during checkout. This does NOT rush your order nor guarantee delivery dates.\u003cbr\u003e\n▪️ All delivery dates are estimates only, we do not guarantee delivery dates. Delays can happen with the holidays and weather. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEverything is made to order so refunds are not expected. If you have any questions please feel free to contact me. I am here to help with any and all questions. Please see our shop policy for additional info.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e“petty sweatshirt”\u003cbr\u003e\n“funny sarcastic quote crewneck”\u003cbr\u003e\n“sassy gift for women”\u003cbr\u003e\n“cozy petty pullover”\u003cbr\u003e\n“funny women’s graphic sweatshirt”\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Whiskey Witch Boutique","offers":[{"title":"S Unisex letter size \/ BLACK T SHIRT","offer_id":44071691681972,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S Unisex letter size \/ GREY T SHIRT","offer_id":44071691714740,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S Unisex letter size \/ BLACK SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071691747508,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S Unisex letter size \/ GREY SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071691780276,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M Unisex letter size \/ BLACK T SHIRT","offer_id":44071691813044,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M Unisex letter size \/ GREY T SHIRT","offer_id":44071691845812,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M Unisex letter size \/ BLACK SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071691878580,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M Unisex letter size \/ GREY SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071691911348,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L Unisex letter size \/ BLACK T SHIRT","offer_id":44071691944116,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L Unisex letter size \/ GREY T SHIRT","offer_id":44071691976884,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L Unisex letter size \/ BLACK SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071692009652,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L Unisex letter size \/ GREY SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071692042420,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL Unisex letter size \/ BLACK T SHIRT","offer_id":44071692075188,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL Unisex letter size \/ GREY T SHIRT","offer_id":44071692107956,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL Unisex letter size \/ BLACK SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071692140724,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL Unisex letter size \/ GREY SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071692173492,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X Unisex letter size \/ BLACK T SHIRT","offer_id":44071692206260,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X Unisex letter size \/ GREY T SHIRT","offer_id":44071692239028,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X Unisex letter size \/ BLACK SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071692271796,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2X Unisex letter size \/ GREY SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071692304564,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X Unisex letter size \/ BLACK T SHIRT","offer_id":44071692337332,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X Unisex letter size \/ GREY T SHIRT","offer_id":44071692370100,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X Unisex letter size \/ BLACK SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071692402868,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3X Unisex letter size \/ GREY SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071692435636,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X Unisex letter size \/ BLACK T SHIRT","offer_id":44071692468404,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X Unisex letter size \/ GREY T SHIRT","offer_id":44071692501172,"sku":null,"price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X Unisex letter size \/ BLACK SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071692533940,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4X Unisex letter size \/ GREY SWEATSHIRT","offer_id":44071692566708,"sku":null,"price":27.74,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0569\/0520\/3892\/files\/il_fullxfull.7329147168_gxxo.jpg?v=1761573343","url":"https:\/\/whiskeywitchboutique.com\/products\/petty-sweatshirt-forget-kindness-today-14618","provider":"Whiskey Witch Boutique ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}